Welcome to the Dinkydoinks Wiki[]
The council of dinky doinks is assembling.
All hail the king of the doinks, his magesty the Loudest Thoink.
on the planet known as Assquake, every race elects their representative doink to participate in the council of dinky doinks every year. This council is led by the supereme Loudest Thoink, who is chosen by the fate of battle in the tournament of Thoinks, and remains the Loudest Thoink until his death. But do not be deceived by appearances of cooperation - for a grand network of conflicts and counter conflicts exist between each of the races.
Deities, anti-deities, demigods, and various other notable figures fight for influence and dominion over the different races.
Beyond Assquake, other rim world planets exist. These planets are in loose cooperation with Assquake, which serves as the overworld. Each of these rim world planets have their own auxillary-doink, appointed by the Loudest Thoink. The inhabitants of these worlds are largely enslaved.
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Overview[]
The Races that take part in the council of doinks are as follows:
ghosts
humans
monkey men
humans
state sanctioned death squads
chicos
trees
rocks
dogs
elves
birds
vapists
lamias
giant babies
poopy diapers
pooty tangers
spiders
recyclables
phantoms
eggs
moony men
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The deities, anti-deities, and demigods are as follows:
Post Malone - deity
based god - deity
eric - deity
Pootie Tang - deity
Young King Dave - anti-diety (agent of chaos)
Jagger and Kristy - demigods
Sean Evans - demigod
Biggie Shorty - demigod
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Notables:
Angry Joe
Jeffery (agent of corruption)
Fedora Borealis
Gary the Girthy
Beanbob [agent of tyranny (eat my BEANS!!!)]
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Major conflicts:
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War crimes:
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Agencies:
Chaos
Corruption
Tyranny
Real estate (the beyond realm - extremely dangerous)
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